Recently deceased, a man was given a choice by the Attending Angel between going to heaven or hell. His visit to heaven was very pleasant but boring. His visit to hell was full of every possible earthly delight. He informed the angel that he was choosing hell for eternity. Upon his return to hell, amid flames and stench, he was slapped into chains and beaten. He asked, "How could this have happened?"

Answer: 

He was informed he had been talking with the marketing department.

This joke was submitted by my first boss in the ad industry, and the guy who gave me my grounding in communications strategy, Tony Payne. Email your submission to charlie@clementcreative.com and we may just post it here!